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Tuesday, 29 July 2008

Here is one for the self conscience. . lol


That's made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, but when you are inside, it looks like you're sitting in a clear glass box.

Would you use it ?????

Monday, 28 July 2008

A Lesson. . .

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned, and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny... He said nothing.

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of
Mildred's house...walked home...and left it there all night!

You gotta love ole Frank!

Sunday, 27 July 2008

It says it all really. . x x


Naff Gadgets. . .what the?

The Handler...This device purportedly opens doors and mailboxes, and turns on taps for you. It also shows you what it would be like to be Captain Hook. Money-saving hint: A clothes hanger will do the same thing. The Handler's website makes a big to-do about nano technology, but we're fairly certain in this case they're using "nano" to mean "not very much." £6 from

Wii Fishing Rod...The folks at claim this little beauty will "enhance the fun of the game," but all it does is fit onto the end of your Wii-mote. Maybe you can use it to hang picture hooks on your crown molding, or fish for the weird goo that collects on top of your fridge. Only £10 to learn what "enhance" means.

The Beer Buggy...At first, a Beer Buggy might make sense if you're thinking about kicking back and getting drunk on the sofa. But once you're really plastered, you'll start to wonder why it's just a two-seater instead of a six-pack minivan. The more you use it, the more likely it is to crash, forcing you to get up to clean up the mess, when less mess was why you bought the thing in the first place. £20 at

The JooZoo Doggie MP3 Player...The JooZoo uses mp3s to soothe your pet, who probably had a taxing day lying around farting. It comes with 18k gold and diamonds to prove once and for all that your excessive money problem is nothing a solid coke habit wouldn't solve. Available in Korea for only £1,000 suggested retail. If you buy one, you didn't deserve your money in the first place.

Hello Kitty Cash Machine...This toy is great for little girls and fetishists who need practice giving their money to Hello Kitty. We're sure you can also get a Hello Kitty bank account where they'll give you back cash in the form of hearts and baby seal whiskers.£20 from

Colour Fusion Shower...Finally, a new age golden shower: Check out this LED that attaches to your shower head and changes color with differing water temperatures. Drag your stereo into the bathroom and remember what it was like watching Orbital in the rain at Glastonbury.£55 (Japan only) from

Thursday, 24 July 2008

A friend of mine sent this one to me. . .

I didn't even know they did this.!!!!!!!!! Time to grab the neighbour’s cat and get busy!!

Some of the paint jobs cost $15,000 and had to be repeated every 3 months as the cat's hair grows out. Must be nice to have $60,000 a year just to keep your cat painted!!

And people wonder why cats sometimes attack their owners.

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

GUESS THE POOCHE. . .Guessing by their faces says it all for the way they feel about their costumn. Poor Pets.... . .

SUPER HERO..(no idea which one..)


Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They find out that the new baby is going to be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sings to his sister in Mommy's tummy.

The pregnancy progresses normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown,Tennessee. Then the labour pains come. Every five minutes every minute. But complications arise during delivery. Hours of labor. Would a C-section be required?

Finally, Michael's little sister is born. But she is in serious condition. With siren howling in the night, the ambulance rushes the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at St. Mary's Hospital, Knoxville, Tennessee. The days inch by. The little girl gets worse. The pediatric specialist tells the parents, "There is very little hope. Be prepared for the worst."

Karen and her husband contact a local cemetery about a burial plot. They have fixed up a special room in their home for the new baby - now they plan a funeral.

Michael, keeps begging his parents to let him see his sister, "I want to sing to her," he says.

Week two in intensive care. It looks as if a funeral will come before the week is over. Michael keeps nagging about singing to his sister, but kids are never allowed in Intensive Care. But Karen makes up her mind. She will take Michael whether they like it or not. If he doesn't see his sister now, he may never see her alive.

She dresses him in an oversized scrub suit and marches him into ICU. He looks like a walking laundry basket, but the head nurse recognizes him as a child and bellows, "Get that kid out of here now! No children are allowed.

The mother rises up strong in Karen, and the usually mild-mannered lady glares steel-eyed into the head nurse's face, her lips a firm line. "He is not leaving until he sings to his sister!" Karen tows Michael to his sister's bedside. He gazes at the tiny infant losing the battle to live. And he begins to sing.

In the pure hearted voice of a 3-year-old, Michael sings: "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray --- "

Instantly the baby girl responds. The pulse rate becomes calm and steady.

Keep on singing, Michael.

"You never know, dear, how much I love you, Please don't take my sunshine away---"

The ragged, strained breathing becomes as smooth as a kitten's purr. Keep on singing, Michael.

"The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms..." Michael's little sister relaxes as rest, healing rest, seems to sweep over her. Keep on singing, Michael. Tears conquer the face of the bossy head nurse. Karen glows.

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Please don't, take my sunshine away."

Funeral plans are scrapped. The next, day-the very next day-the little girl is well enough to go home!

Woman's Day magazine called it "the miracle of a brother's song." The medical staff just called it a miracle.

Karen called it a miracle of God's love!

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Tuesday, 15 July 2008

These YOUTUBERS has been making its rounds...Love it'. Womans dream to find a partner that CAN DANCE....

COMING SOON TO MY B. . .HONEST QUESTIONS FOR HONEST WHOLESOME ANSWERS..... Questions you darn't ask as the wise ask commenters...

No secrets, No lies...Too tired and far too much effort to be playing Cat'n'Mouse, Goose'n'Gander, or Make em' jealous and Insecure kind of fool hearted games.... Forget being treated Mean to keep me keen, its a sheer turn off....

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

Its not what it says. .

An assistant got a pen stuck inside the printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but his boss told him we don't have time for this now. They had to get to the boardroom. He told his assistant to just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.

So the assistant grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. The Boss left before he finished the note.

About 20 minutes later, one of the techs came in laughing into the office and said He was just in the lobby and was just about to use the printer. But saw a piece of paper sticking out of the printer.

Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to........

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.