A REAL ONE FOR THE GIRLS. . .CHEEKY ! ! !

Tips for the ladies in year 2008


1)Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything...IF THAT IS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT. .LEARNING BY..IS BETTER TO BECOMING HAPPY WITH ONES SELF THAN BEING SOMEONE ELSE.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour... REMEMBER ONLY IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila...IS BEST FOR THAT MOMENT...REMEMBER !!!

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!. . MAY BE FUN FOR THE MOMENT...REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS..GIVE EM' THAT CALL OR EMAIL THEM WHEN YOU CAN.

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days)...REMEMBER THAT CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED...EATING IN MODERATION IS FAR MORE BETTER AND SATISFYING FOR YOU.

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it...NO POINT IN HAVING A PAIN IN YOUR BUM TOO!!!

7. Let your greatest fear be thatthere is no PMS and this is just your personality...
APPRECIATE BEING YOU...YES!!!.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here...WE ALL NEED ME TIME TAKE A BREAK !!!

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself... A BIT OF EXCITEMENT DON'T HURT.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, worry about your vpl it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny...WALK WITH YOUR HEAD HUNG HIGH AND TO HELL WITH WHAT OTHERS THINK.

11. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!!! SAYS IT ALL YES GIRLS.

Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, crying over her boyfriend, suffering from a hangover,or just suffering from work, that might need a reason to smile!

NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS IT THE WAY YOU DO. . .

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs.

The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever written."

The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have not filled in anything and you definitely have failed the test. Tell me, what's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, "You
tell me..."

Going Green. . . How far does one take it . .I don't Adam and Eve it.

GREEN designers have invented women’s underwear made of WOOD.

APPARENTLY. . .The environmentally friendly knickers and bras use fibres from white pine trees.

There is no risk of splinters because the fibres are spun to create a silky-soft fabric.

Non-toxic dyes are used to eliminate allergic reactions.

The material has more microscopic holes for air circulation than polyester and twice the absorbency of cotton.

The French-designed range — marketed in the UK by By nature — is called g=9.8, the scientific figure for the earth’s acceleration.



WHAT CAN ONE SAY HA. . . . IF IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ADAM AND EVE IN ITS RAW STATE! !. . But they failed to mention washing instructions.

Do we wait till autumn till the trees shed their leaves and bark. . .

INTERESTIN....ERRRRRRR I HEAR YOU SAY.

I am joking. . .Obviously we take them down to the river and beat them on the rocks X X X

ANDREA. .YOU COMING OVER FOR LUNCH. .

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Well you did say on your last Text, unfortunately I don't know the guy personally. BUT HE DOES LOOK GOOD HA LOL LOL X X

P.S You created your Blogg yet. If i can work it out, I'm sure you can. Still having problems on how to include links to be able to click onto and just get sent to the various bloggs I enjoy reading.

Text, me or email me and I'll try and verbally take you through. . .

A LITTLE DITTY. . Under the title do you know

A O L

Apparently When men are in a relationship. . .Men keep thinking of what they are missing out on/loss when in a relationship. . .THEY (THINK THEY) HAD TO GIVE UP.

WOMAN. . Adjust easier and see it as just one more thing in their life (multi tasking). Just another gain, they see no loss but consideration of another.

WHY IS THAT IS THE QUESTION?

Interesting ditty from AOL. . .Does it apply in modern day is another question?

Woman are more independent thinking nowadays, earners too, have social lives just like their partner. Only difference they are expected by society to be the nurturing caring for the children and household along with everything else a guy does, has and Is.

Woman have always been more of a Multi tasker so no surprize on that one in a relationship too.

Men recollect more apparently. . . They had to give up.

First question is who said MEN HAVE TO GIVE UPbecause of being in a relationship. SURLY IF THEY GAVE UP ON SOMETHING. .was their choosing.

LEARN TO MULTI TASK I SAY. . . .

The Human Race

A little girl asked her mother,

'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered,
'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind
made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father
answered,

'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race
evolved.'The confused girl returned to her mother and said,

'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by
God, and Papa said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered,

'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family
and your father told you about his.'

My Sunday read. . News of the World

EXCLUSIVE: Sex shop sells the iGASM



POD IT AWAY!



By Polly Graham



COMPUTER giants Apple are really worked up—over an Ann Summers sex toy that hooks up to your iPod.

Women all over Britain are saying yes, yes, yes to the £30 iGasm that plugs into a music player and delivers good vibrations that pulse to the beat.

But shocked iPod bosses are iRate—demanding stores take down all posters for the gadget or risk a fight in the iCourt.

The neon-pink ads feature a curvaceous girl with wires coming OUT of her MP3 player and INTO her knickers. And it's definitely turned on.

The sales guff teases: "Go at it hard and fast with a pounding drum 'n' bass track or chill with ambient classic."

But Apple lawyers claim the poster is a blatant rip-off of their own famous silhouette images used to flog iPods.

Their haughty legal letter to the shop chain adds: "We hope this request to remove it immediately will prevent us having to consider further action."

Despite that, Ann Summers boss Jacqueline Gold is saying no, no, no and joked: "Perhaps I can send them an iGasm to put a smile back on their faces!"


AND I THOUGHT LEAVE IPODS TO THE YOUNGER GENERATION. .NO FEARS NOW W W. IF THIS BE TRUE. WONDER IF ITS BETTER THAN THE 'ANN SUMMERS'....RAMPENT RABBIT EMMMMM. .LOL


SO WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE POOR RAMPENT RABBIT WILL HE BE A DISCONTINUED LINE AT 'ANN SUMMERS'.





Dear Santa

re:IGASM


Forgive me for my early request/wish for Christmas.
I would like be considered for the above item. I
could try asking the Boyfriend. . . Just in case keep
me one on reserve

yours Sincerely


Will be One Happy Camper x x

AND ONE FOR THE BOYZ Z Z Z

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ONE FOR THE GIRLS. .H A P P Y W E E K E N D. .

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HEE HEE. . COULDN'T HELP LAUGHING

Lipstick in school

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Several memos were posted about this. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.


There are teachers, and then there are educators.

IF I KNEW. . .

If I knew it would be the last time
That I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly
and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time
that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss
and call you back for one more.

If I knew it would be the last time
I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would video tape each action and word,
so I could play them back day after day.

If I knew it would be the last time,
I could spare an extra minute
to stop and say "I love you,"
instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.

If I knew it would be the last time
I would be there to share your day,
well I'm sure you'll have so many more,
so I can let just this one slip away.

For surely there's always tomorrow
to make up for an oversight,
and we always get a second chance
to make everything just right.

There will always be another day
to say "I love you," and certainly
there's another chance to say our
"Anything I can do?"
But just in case I might be wrong,
and today is all I get,
I'd like to say how much I love you
and I hope we never forget.

Tomorrow is not promised to anyone,
young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance
you get to hold your loved one tight.

So if you're waiting for tomorrow,
why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes,
you'll surely regret the day,

That you didn't take that extra time
for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
and you were too busy to grant someone,
what turned out to be their one last wish.
So hold your loved ones close today,
and whisper in their ear,
Tell them how much you love them
and that you'll always hold them dear

Take time to say "I'm sorry,"
"Please forgive me," "Thank you," or "It's okay."
And if tomorrow never comes,
you'll have no regrets about today.

Cheers…………..

IF YOU FOUND $140.000 ON THE STREET?

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=7362142

Check above link out. . .Would you do what this man did?

ADD YOUR ANSWER AND REASONS BELOW. . .

ME: It would have scared the life out of me (i would have wanted to pee my pants) to have found in the first place. Things like this do not happen let alone to me. Second thought would be is it a trap for a TV show and you end up a laughing stock on national TV?

Seriously though I STRONGLY BELIEVE WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. . .Keeping it someone has to suffer the loss no doubt. . .yes honest Eddie I am. . lol

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