EXCLUSIVE: Sex shop sells the iGASM
POD IT AWAY!
By Polly Graham
COMPUTER giants Apple are really worked up—over an Ann Summers sex toy that hooks up to your iPod.
Women all over Britain are saying yes, yes, yes to the £30 iGasm that plugs into a music player and delivers good vibrations that pulse to the beat.
But shocked iPod bosses are iRate—demanding stores take down all posters for the gadget or risk a fight in the iCourt.
The neon-pink ads feature a curvaceous girl with wires coming OUT of her MP3 player and INTO her knickers. And it's definitely turned on.
The sales guff teases: "Go at it hard and fast with a pounding drum 'n' bass track or chill with ambient classic."
But Apple lawyers claim the poster is a blatant rip-off of their own famous silhouette images used to flog iPods.
Their haughty legal letter to the shop chain adds: "We hope this request to remove it immediately will prevent us having to consider further action."
Despite that, Ann Summers boss Jacqueline Gold is saying no, no, no and joked: "Perhaps I can send them an iGasm to put a smile back on their faces!"
AND I THOUGHT LEAVE IPODS TO THE YOUNGER GENERATION. .NO FEARS NOW W W. IF THIS BE TRUE. WONDER IF ITS BETTER THAN THE 'ANN SUMMERS'....RAMPENT RABBIT EMMMMM. .LOL
SO WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE POOR RAMPENT RABBIT WILL HE BE A DISCONTINUED LINE AT 'ANN SUMMERS'.
Dear Santa
re:IGASM
Forgive me for my early request/wish for Christmas.
I would like be considered for the above item. I
could try asking the Boyfriend. . . Just in case keep
me one on reserve
yours Sincerely
Will be One Happy Camper x x
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