Tips for the ladies in year 2008
1)Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything...IF THAT IS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT. .LEARNING BY..IS BETTER TO BECOMING HAPPY WITH ONES SELF THAN BEING SOMEONE ELSE.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour... REMEMBER ONLY IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila...IS BEST FOR THAT MOMENT...REMEMBER !!!
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!. . MAY BE FUN FOR THE MOMENT...REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS..GIVE EM' THAT CALL OR EMAIL THEM WHEN YOU CAN.
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days)...REMEMBER THAT CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED...EATING IN MODERATION IS FAR MORE BETTER AND SATISFYING FOR YOU.
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it...NO POINT IN HAVING A PAIN IN YOUR BUM TOO!!!
7. Let your greatest fear be thatthere is no PMS and this is just your personality...
APPRECIATE BEING YOU...YES!!!.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here...WE ALL NEED ME TIME TAKE A BREAK !!!
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself... A BIT OF EXCITEMENT DON'T HURT.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, worry about your vpl it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny...WALK WITH YOUR HEAD HUNG HIGH AND TO HELL WITH WHAT OTHERS THINK.
11. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!!! SAYS IT ALL YES GIRLS.
Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, crying over her boyfriend, suffering from a hangover,or just suffering from work, that might need a reason to smile!
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