Waaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa. . . ?

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The DOORFRAME!

Another good One passed on by my mate Andrea....You are a one....

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOUR PARENTS LINED YOU UP AGAINST A DOOR FRAME TO MARK HOW TALL YOU WERE AND DATED THE MARK?

WELL, THIS CARTOON BRINGS A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE TO THAT EXERCISE!

LAUGHTER WILL KEEP YOU YOUNG AT HEART !

And they say today woman are getting larger. . .

As a spectator of womans underwear I can see what they are saying in the poster.

As a woman its a whole big ball game. When you are young (teenager wa haaaaaa)you really don't care of what is in fashion. We were so nieve, un confident on what is best for us but what is best IN (at the time) being part of being hip n' being cool, being seen in and what we thought was sexy.

As you get older, fashion takes the back seat as we know what looks good for us. Feels COMFORTABLE especially. Talking to friends over the years and reminising on our fashion sense. The one thing that always comes up and we laugh is underwear how it either rode up, rode down or disappeared and needed retrieving (you know what I mean ladies)....lol

Showing off...can be painful....

BET THEY REGREATED IT. . . owwwwwwwwwwch

THE BEST CAT VIDEO YOU'LL EVER SEE...great sound track to go with it..

HOPE YOU ENJOY AS I DID WITH PLENTY OF OWWWWWWWS AND AHHHHHHHHSSSSSSS. How cute...x x x

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:. . And no gun was held up to his head....

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)


As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.


Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.



For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!


JUST WHAT YOU SAY TO THIS....BUT FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH THE GUY....LOL



P.S. . .AAH....but not all men are like this to those who ain't...We excuse you for being titled a Man. . .but Gent....x x x

Wedneday. . One for the girls....Enjoy... x x ( So...thats a boobies lunch box nowadays...) lol x x

OH MY. . .

ITS ONE THING SEEING YOUR BOYFRIEND IN HIS PANTS AND YOU THINK PHWEEERRRRRR.... and want to grab/spank his bottom....

OTHERS ITS AN OH MY GOOD GOD D D D D ....LOL

One cute kitty.. . and great sound track to go with it.. .

OUR NEW KITTY

XXX- Hot Pussy -XXX. . .Adult fun only. . Enjoy. . .

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. . .There's some mighty fine advice in these words. . .

This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization.. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far. Do not keep this message to your self copy... paste pass it on and share this.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. Y ou might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE . Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'God bless you' when y ou hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it �

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone to get to know who you are.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

DON'T LOOK IF YOU BEEN ON THE LASH AT THE WEEKEND AND HAVE A QWEEZY TUMMY STILL...

Talk about the strangest of things that you stumble on when clicking on randum links..Does the second pic remind you of someone?. (see below)

Thank God I could have my dinner later than I wanted.

I don't now what to say BOY IT CERTAINLY DOES TAKE ALL SORTS TO MAKE THE WORD GO AROUND....

I'm not often left speechless which is not often to friends and family who now me well and ESPECIALLY SO TO THE BOYFRIEND, who loves the silence no doubt . . .lol x

ANS:David Guest. . (If he has any more plastic surgery. . . )

Mickey Rourke's . . .What happened. . Why oh why

Reported in the papers today..quote:With the pressure to look young and beautiful a curse of fame, it's no wonder poor celebrities spend their hard-earned cash on the latest cosmetic enhancements.
But the perils of plastic surgery are hard to avoid; trout pouts, freeze-frame Botox jobs and cling film face lifts liable to scare those of a nervous disposition are just desserts for those who fall foul of the surgeon's scalpel.

How I have seen it as I have grown up, and now a Woman myself at that age where woman around me keep taking about Plastic surgery or that question...Would you have something done. Looking for approval that it is o-k to have plastic surgery. Me no way hoza...I do not give my opinion as I just do not believe in tampering with nature. (that's just me).

It has always been since time in memorial of woman wanting more to look good than Men. Plastic Surgery Wow...I bet some woman have never looked back in the quest of looking even better (they say). The Pill when first came out/available I have read often was a revolutionary in the woman's Independence. Before that burning of the Bra was significant to again woman's Independence..then the vote.

Woman we are resigned and use to seeing the extent of plastic surgery they are willing to go through, go for. For how long and what it takes for what they are striving for...their idea of perfection. Then the horror pictures of what has happened of years of plastic surgery, we are not at all surprised.

Plastic Surgery is a growing process...those who do go forth and have the guts (as I certainly don't)to go under the knife are doing it at their own peril. They are a Guinea pig, they are risking their lives and if this is what they truly believe is the answer or even makes them happy. I am the first to say good luck to them and certainly wouldn't stand in their way.

But the year 2008. . .MEN..YES MEN...are coming to light in the papers of years of plastic surgery too. Mickey Rourke Is one who I look at in the Paper and say WHY...WHY OH WHY...He has had so much work done his face is immovable. He’s been stretched tight and shot up apparently by some of the worst plastic surgeons.Having had his facial bones reconstructed and his skin pulled to the brink of protest apparently. Numerous chin implants, rhinoplastys, face lifts and lip implant ops later, this once-handsome ex-boxer looks like he’s gone through 12 rounds with Mike Tyson.

Years and years later...it just looks to keep getting worse as Rourke tries to undo what’s been done with more surgery.

The Growing process. . .

In Our teens we don't really think of the future, what is in store for us. Just that we have just left school and want to be recognised as AN ADULT.

One of our friends who turned 20 Years old we thought was OLD. (I remember that thought quite clearly). . When She came into college saying it was her birthday at the weekend. We were real happy for her especially since her family threw her a surprise party. But when she said "20". I did think wow she is old. . .Why no idea when I think about my reaction. Probably down to my maturity, probably because at that age of 16 we just do not look ahead.

On reaching 20 years old how that thought of being OLD just does not enter ones mind, but the plus side. By 20 I was driving for 3 years. 2 years of actually being taken serious in a pub in ordering and being served alcohol. I just could not be served until I really had reached that age to shove my birth certificate or driving license under their nose. Even then the bar staff would look closely in case of it being tampered with,along with giving me that odd stare with one of their eyes raised.

As for me, my height went against me as well as I JUST NEVER LOOKED MY AGE...(At that age HATED IT...today I love it that people do not believe my age). My birth certificate became a fixture in my purse as Night clubs was another place that just did not see me as being old enough. . My mates had a ball, as they were all either 2 or 3 years younger and got in without proof and I always had to prove. The Cinema. . (YES. . ) Going for an X rated was also a NO GO without my birth cert. . and I only loved horrors that I felt was worth queuing up for, for ages. (As we did in those days as there was no multi screens. .lucky if the cinema had 2 screens. One upstairs and one downstairs).

The rest of the 20's was an adventure to me. Pubbing and clubbing mainly. Learning from mistakes I could learn from and make again as I WAS YOUNG enough to learn from again and NOT REPEAT.

Thirty's well. . .It is great you know where you are at. What you want out of life and what you don't. What you will NEVER EVER DO AGAIN and YES WHAT YOU WOULDN'T MIND DOING AGAIN (nudge, nudge..wink wink..lol).

Forty's. . Have to get back to you on this one as I haven't quite got the hang of as yet. Still think and feel the same as my Thirty's really. I some times think..."NOW I AM FORTY FOUR + BURLY I SHOULD BE. . ." and then not giving it a second thought. As if it just does not feel like me and true to myself, why think I should be.

T.G.I. . . T.G.I. . .T.G.I.F. . . ! ! !

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AND NO. . KITTY'S HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS YOU TUBE VIDEO.

You go girl. . .

Ahh bless she is only young. You cannot help lovin it.lol .

Certainly cheered me up especially the song she is dancing to, very catchy.

A MUST SEE. . .Thanks to Andrea forwardin. .

Good Mornin...Good Morning...the sun has stopped shinning the Heavens broken its clouds. . .never mind. Enjoy this cheeky chappy Instead. . .

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Ya haaaaaa Its Thursday. . .

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From this. . .to this...in the name of Beauty

Jodie Marsh
Talent always finds a way, but if you aint got any, there's nothing like getting your kit off to fast track your way to (in)fame(y).

We've honed in on the celebrity world's most shameless exhibitionists to give you the lowdown on those desperate attention grabbers who’ve made a mint displaying their bits to all and sundry, with only naked ambition and bare-faced cheek on their side.

Lovingly described by rival Jordan as having 'breasts like spaniels' ears' and 'a nose like a builder's elbow' (ouch!), Essex's most publicity-hungry bird Marsh shot to infamy wearing next to nothing in cheesy West End clubs.

I could not believe my eyes when I clicked on a link that said "people most famous for stripping off". I couldn't help but want a peek. To my shock the NOW picture of Jodie Marsh emerged...I thought no...some kind of joke photo touched up esp her boobs or Madam Tussauds wax dummy of her.

No it was really her now picture on yet another red carpet do. . .WELL THEY DO SAY BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER....Shame this girl has changed with botox and fake boobs (she said she would never ever do o o o...and). If I had a choice I would have stuck with the spaniels' ears myself.

Normally I wouldn't give ole Jodie the time of day. As she claims to have GCSE up to her elbows and she does this for a living. Apparently she was bullied badly at school and SHE says this is her way at getting back at her bullies. I bet her Bullies are still laughing even now...!!!


If these woman look like this in their late 20's OH MY GOD...WHAT ABOUT THEIR 40'S....I shudder to think.

Appreciate what you have

One day . . . a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country, so he could have his son see how poor country people live.

They stayed one day and one night in the home of a very humble farmer. At the end of the trip, and when they were back home, the father asked his son, "What did you think of the trip?"

The son replied, "Very nice dad."

Then the father asked his son, "Did you notice how poor they were?"

The son replied, "Yes."

The father continued asking, "What did you learn?"

The son responded, "I learned that we have one dog in our house, and they have four.

Also, we have a fountain in our garden, but they have a stream that has no end.

And we have imported lamps in our garden . . . where they have the stars!

And our garden goes to the edge of our property. But they have the entire horizon as their back yard!"

At the end of the son's reply the father was speechless.

His son then said, "Thank you dad for showing me how poor we really are."

Isn't it true that all depends on the lens you use to see life?

One can ask himself what would happen if we give thanks for what we have instead of always asking for more.

Learn to appreciate what you have. Wealth is all in one's point of view.

I Love ya!

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't anymore.



No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you."

So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage . and old cars.. and children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what.

Life is important, like people we know who are special. and so, We keep them close!

I received this from someone who thought I was a 'keeper'! Then I sent it to the people I think of in the same way. Now it's your turn to send this to all those people who are "keepers" in your life.


Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know you love them?

I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said.


Let every one of your friends know you love them. You would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do.

And just in case GOD calls me home .....

I LOVE YA!!!

Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised

Thailand. . Intelligence over beauty. . .

Ain't it amazing how this funny true story reads
Bangkok, Thailand

Apparently a member of the ruling junta who oversees Thai Airways International has ordered the carrier to hire more-attractive stewardesses.

"We have received a lot of complaints that our air hostesses are not pretty enough, too old and unsmiling," Air Chief Marshal Kaset Rojananil said.

In an interview published in "The Nation", the airline has been hiring too many college-educated women, he said, adding: "Intelligent women tend not to be good looking." CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS BEING THE REASON. . AMAZIN OR WHAT..

IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED IN ENGLAND OR THE WESTERN WORLD....IT DON'T I HEAR YOU SAY AS BEAUTY COMES BEFORE INTELLIGENCE......

Back for now. .Error message BX-h32KJ6.Permitting...what is it, why is it?

MONDAY, MONDAY....SO GOOD TO BE BACK ON ME OLE BLOGG. . Hasn't the weather been just great, this past weekend. Though I didn't get too excited what with the way the weather has been performing of late.

Monday and the weather is still holding out ya haaaaaaaaaaa. Does this mean it could be the start of Our Summer at long last. X X X

Happy Friday. .A good Weekend. . . X X

Hirr. . Andrea. . Having probs at the moment with my blogg. Error message keeps coming up on me. Doing this one ASAP and hope for the Best.

Anyone out there. . Help Error message is BX-h32KJ6....what is it, why is it?

One for the boyFriend. . Rock n Pussy

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The Knock At the Door. . .One of Lifes rich stories passed on to you, and into your hearts. . .

There came a frantic knock
At the doctor's office door,
A knock, more urgent than
he had ever heard before.

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"Come in, Come in,"
the impatient doctor said,
"Come in, Come in,
before you wake the dead."

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In walked a frightened little girl,
a child no more than nine,
It was plain for all to see,
she had troubles on her mind.

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"Oh doctor, I beg you,
please come with me,
My mother is surely dying,
she's as sick as she can be."

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"I don't make house calls,
bring your mother here,"
"But she's too sick,
so you must come or she will die I fear."

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The doctor, touched by her devotion,
decided he would go,
She said he would be blessed,
more than he could know.

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She led him to her house
where her mother lay in bed,
Her mother was so very sick
she couldn't raise her head.

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But her eyes cried out for help
and help her the doctor did,
She would have died that very night
had it not been for her kid.

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The doctor got her fever down
and she lived through the night,
And morning brought the doctor signs,
that she would be all right.

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The doctor said he had to leave
but would return again by two,
And later he came back to check,
just like he said he'd do.

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The mother praised the doctor
for all the things he'd done,
He told her she would have died,
were it not for her little one.

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"How proud you must be
of your wonderful little girl,
It was her pleading that made me come,
she is really quite a pearl!

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"But doctor, my daughter died
over three years ago,
Is the picture on the wall
of the little girl you know?"

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The doctors legs went limp
for the picture on the wall,
Was the same little girl
for whom he'd made this call.

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The doctor stood motionless,
for quite a little while,
And then his solemn face,
was broken by his smile.

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He was thinking of that frantic knock
heard at his office door,
And of the beautiful little angel
that had walked across his floor.

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I believe there are Angels among us...Do You. . ?

Bank Holiday delight for the LADIES. . .

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Hate Mondays. (Start of another week). . .NORMALLY

WAHA. . .ITS THE BANK HOLIDAY


Hopefully ITS GARDEN DAY. . IT NEEDS IT... Unfortuanely the grass is still sopping wet to cut. Boo Hoo .

A Good Morning e-mail from a male friend of mine. . Too funny not to share over breakfast.

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! "

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the cuppa each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our cuppa." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my cuppa." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the cuppa." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .


"HEBREWS"

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed
his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


PLEASE COPY AND PASTE AND PASS THIS TO OTHER WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH (I haven't stopped since opening and receiving). . AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE Itttt. .lol

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "Yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognise that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--- God, your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favourite passions--- and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter-- your job, your house,and your car.

The sand is everything else--- the small stuff .

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical check-ups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

Take care of the GOLF BALLS---the things that REALLY matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand ."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffeerepresented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend ."

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT. . .LOL X X X

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GO NOW AND HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. . .

SEE YOU FOR NOW

THE BOYFRIEND IS ON HIS OFF, AND TENDS TO HAVE A SIT IN ON THE COMPUTER TILL WHEN EVER. .

Two hundred mourners attend Mark Speight’s funeral

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The funeral for tragic TV presenter Mark Speight has taken place today – with around 200 friends and family members turning up to pay their respects. Mark’s dad Oliver spoke at the service in Wolverhampton, and said he thought of his son as a Pied Piper figure who took children on a “magical mystery tour of art.” He said that Mark was a poet, comedian and artist who made everyone smile. “You leave here with the adoration of those 7,000 children that e-mailed the BBC and who miss you today – sleep well in eternity, you have earned your rest,” he said. SMart presenter Mark’s body was found at an office building next to London’s Paddington station two weeks ago, along with two suicide.

I was ever so shocked on the day I just heard the news of Mark Speight going missing. I have always had a soft spot for him. I recollected all the times I baby sat to his show for my friends or relatives kids many a time over the years. It was a must of Babysitting I HAD TO SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM AND WATCH. (secretly I loved and enjoyed Smart as because of my love for What Tony Heart meant to me as I grew up to his show called 'Take Heart'.

Even when I was holidaying in Australia my younger cousins sat down every afternoon and religiously watched Smart (only time they were quiet and sat still). It was real funny when one day they called me over very proud of having a programme they could relate to and wanted so much to share with me. I couldn't help laughing out loud and explained to them of how I knew of Smart. How I always baby sat to Smart, my friends kids absolutely loved it too.

I loved Smart because of Mark. . . Mark was SO enthusiastic beyond the belief of just entertaining his viewers. A 'Monkey on hot bricks is the best phase that comes to mind'. His fantastic art skills that pushed the boundaries of materials you wouldn't, couldn't possibly dream of using. Marks child like qualities related to all the children that watched with great interest.

Mark approached his tasks of the show so simplified that every child who watched developed the confidence in understanding that they felt that they could try it as soon as the show finished. (I should know as I was always goaded to help my friends children and then my younger cousins when I was out in Auss...to do just what Mark had demonstrated so competently and easily).

You never ever felt that Mark was mearly a presenter. He radiated his enjoyment of taking part in the show. You always felt he loved his responsibilities of doing the show to the best of his artistic abilities. Approached the show with such entertainment and laughter which is what made him such a hit with young viewers I feel.

Like me many people must have prayed and hoped for his safety as time went by. Thought that he JUST WANTED SOME TIME TO HIMSELF...get his head together, thoughts on what to do next, where he is at etc..in order. Because of the tragic loss of his girlfriend he felt so very much no doubt.

Then. . .The tragic news of Mark taking his own life. I was SHOCKED like many a person who heard no doubt. I can only describe as being at his lowest ever and sheer desperation. What love he must have had for his fiancée Natasha Collins, someone he lost meant so so so much to him. Mark had friends as we have read about. He had family also who loved and cared for him. Yet he felt obviously beside himself in someway of not being able to go on, live without her.

A REAL TRAGEDY. . I SAY. ONE OF LIFE'S WHY AND WHAT FOR.....

MARK... TO YOU I SAY A HUGE THANKYOU (If you can hear this) FOR BEING JUST YOU. YOUR STAY ON EARTH MEANT A LOT TO MILLIONS WHO GOT TO TUNE INTO YOU, KNOW YOU, AND LOVE YOU. . . R E S T I N P E A C E. .

But to me I felt if I could only take something out and learn from this story.... I have promised myself to keep in touch MORE with my friends and those closest to me. Make sure that I have that ear to listen to their needs, hurts and pains that life gives at the most unexplained moment. Make sure that they know that I care, how much they mean to me and that I love them dearly to know THAT I AM ALWAYS THERE FOR THEM. . . .

MY BOYFRIEND ESPECIALLY. . HOW MUCH HE REALLY MEANS TO ME. IMPORTANT TO ME AND I LOVE BEYOND HE CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. THAT IF I HAVE EVER UNCONSCIOUSLY HURT HIM IN ANY WAY THAT IT CERTAINLY WAS NOT INTENTIONAL.

As life can and tends to take over, we can so get caught up in our own thoughts words and actions that comes across as mean and uncaring. Selfish even. But promising to be there for someone,letting them know that you care and love them. Spending that quality time even with them.

I feel. . .can stop one more person thinking WHAT IS THE POINT. . .

Life is too short for drama & petty things!

So laugh insanely.

Love truly and forgive quickly! X X X

A REAL ONE FOR THE GIRLS. . .CHEEKY ! ! !

Tips for the ladies in year 2008


1)Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything...IF THAT IS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT. .LEARNING BY..IS BETTER TO BECOMING HAPPY WITH ONES SELF THAN BEING SOMEONE ELSE.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour... REMEMBER ONLY IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila...IS BEST FOR THAT MOMENT...REMEMBER !!!

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!. . MAY BE FUN FOR THE MOMENT...REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS..GIVE EM' THAT CALL OR EMAIL THEM WHEN YOU CAN.

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days)...REMEMBER THAT CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED...EATING IN MODERATION IS FAR MORE BETTER AND SATISFYING FOR YOU.

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it...NO POINT IN HAVING A PAIN IN YOUR BUM TOO!!!

7. Let your greatest fear be thatthere is no PMS and this is just your personality...
APPRECIATE BEING YOU...YES!!!.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here...WE ALL NEED ME TIME TAKE A BREAK !!!

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself... A BIT OF EXCITEMENT DON'T HURT.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, worry about your vpl it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny...WALK WITH YOUR HEAD HUNG HIGH AND TO HELL WITH WHAT OTHERS THINK.

11. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!!! SAYS IT ALL YES GIRLS.

Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, crying over her boyfriend, suffering from a hangover,or just suffering from work, that might need a reason to smile!

NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS IT THE WAY YOU DO. . .

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs.

The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever written."

The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have not filled in anything and you definitely have failed the test. Tell me, what's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, "You
tell me..."

Going Green. . . How far does one take it . .I don't Adam and Eve it.

GREEN designers have invented women’s underwear made of WOOD.

APPARENTLY. . .The environmentally friendly knickers and bras use fibres from white pine trees.

There is no risk of splinters because the fibres are spun to create a silky-soft fabric.

Non-toxic dyes are used to eliminate allergic reactions.

The material has more microscopic holes for air circulation than polyester and twice the absorbency of cotton.

The French-designed range — marketed in the UK by By nature — is called g=9.8, the scientific figure for the earth’s acceleration.



WHAT CAN ONE SAY HA. . . . IF IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ADAM AND EVE IN ITS RAW STATE! !. . But they failed to mention washing instructions.

Do we wait till autumn till the trees shed their leaves and bark. . .

INTERESTIN....ERRRRRRR I HEAR YOU SAY.

I am joking. . .Obviously we take them down to the river and beat them on the rocks X X X

ANDREA. .YOU COMING OVER FOR LUNCH. .

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Well you did say on your last Text, unfortunately I don't know the guy personally. BUT HE DOES LOOK GOOD HA LOL LOL X X

P.S You created your Blogg yet. If i can work it out, I'm sure you can. Still having problems on how to include links to be able to click onto and just get sent to the various bloggs I enjoy reading.

Text, me or email me and I'll try and verbally take you through. . .

A LITTLE DITTY. . Under the title do you know

A O L

Apparently When men are in a relationship. . .Men keep thinking of what they are missing out on/loss when in a relationship. . .THEY (THINK THEY) HAD TO GIVE UP.

WOMAN. . Adjust easier and see it as just one more thing in their life (multi tasking). Just another gain, they see no loss but consideration of another.

WHY IS THAT IS THE QUESTION?

Interesting ditty from AOL. . .Does it apply in modern day is another question?

Woman are more independent thinking nowadays, earners too, have social lives just like their partner. Only difference they are expected by society to be the nurturing caring for the children and household along with everything else a guy does, has and Is.

Woman have always been more of a Multi tasker so no surprize on that one in a relationship too.

Men recollect more apparently. . . They had to give up.

First question is who said MEN HAVE TO GIVE UPbecause of being in a relationship. SURLY IF THEY GAVE UP ON SOMETHING. .was their choosing.

LEARN TO MULTI TASK I SAY. . . .

The Human Race

A little girl asked her mother,

'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered,
'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind
made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father
answered,

'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race
evolved.'The confused girl returned to her mother and said,

'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by
God, and Papa said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered,

'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family
and your father told you about his.'

My Sunday read. . News of the World

EXCLUSIVE: Sex shop sells the iGASM



POD IT AWAY!



By Polly Graham



COMPUTER giants Apple are really worked up—over an Ann Summers sex toy that hooks up to your iPod.

Women all over Britain are saying yes, yes, yes to the £30 iGasm that plugs into a music player and delivers good vibrations that pulse to the beat.

But shocked iPod bosses are iRate—demanding stores take down all posters for the gadget or risk a fight in the iCourt.

The neon-pink ads feature a curvaceous girl with wires coming OUT of her MP3 player and INTO her knickers. And it's definitely turned on.

The sales guff teases: "Go at it hard and fast with a pounding drum 'n' bass track or chill with ambient classic."

But Apple lawyers claim the poster is a blatant rip-off of their own famous silhouette images used to flog iPods.

Their haughty legal letter to the shop chain adds: "We hope this request to remove it immediately will prevent us having to consider further action."

Despite that, Ann Summers boss Jacqueline Gold is saying no, no, no and joked: "Perhaps I can send them an iGasm to put a smile back on their faces!"


AND I THOUGHT LEAVE IPODS TO THE YOUNGER GENERATION. .NO FEARS NOW W W. IF THIS BE TRUE. WONDER IF ITS BETTER THAN THE 'ANN SUMMERS'....RAMPENT RABBIT EMMMMM. .LOL


SO WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE POOR RAMPENT RABBIT WILL HE BE A DISCONTINUED LINE AT 'ANN SUMMERS'.





Dear Santa

re:IGASM


Forgive me for my early request/wish for Christmas.
I would like be considered for the above item. I
could try asking the Boyfriend. . . Just in case keep
me one on reserve

yours Sincerely


Will be One Happy Camper x x

AND ONE FOR THE BOYZ Z Z Z

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ONE FOR THE GIRLS. .H A P P Y W E E K E N D. .

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HEE HEE. . COULDN'T HELP LAUGHING

Lipstick in school

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Several memos were posted about this. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.


There are teachers, and then there are educators.

IF I KNEW. . .

If I knew it would be the last time
That I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly
and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time
that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss
and call you back for one more.

If I knew it would be the last time
I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would video tape each action and word,
so I could play them back day after day.

If I knew it would be the last time,
I could spare an extra minute
to stop and say "I love you,"
instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.

If I knew it would be the last time
I would be there to share your day,
well I'm sure you'll have so many more,
so I can let just this one slip away.

For surely there's always tomorrow
to make up for an oversight,
and we always get a second chance
to make everything just right.

There will always be another day
to say "I love you," and certainly
there's another chance to say our
"Anything I can do?"
But just in case I might be wrong,
and today is all I get,
I'd like to say how much I love you
and I hope we never forget.

Tomorrow is not promised to anyone,
young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance
you get to hold your loved one tight.

So if you're waiting for tomorrow,
why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes,
you'll surely regret the day,

That you didn't take that extra time
for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
and you were too busy to grant someone,
what turned out to be their one last wish.
So hold your loved ones close today,
and whisper in their ear,
Tell them how much you love them
and that you'll always hold them dear

Take time to say "I'm sorry,"
"Please forgive me," "Thank you," or "It's okay."
And if tomorrow never comes,
you'll have no regrets about today.

Cheers…………..

IF YOU FOUND $140.000 ON THE STREET?

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=7362142

Check above link out. . .Would you do what this man did?

ADD YOUR ANSWER AND REASONS BELOW. . .

ME: It would have scared the life out of me (i would have wanted to pee my pants) to have found in the first place. Things like this do not happen let alone to me. Second thought would be is it a trap for a TV show and you end up a laughing stock on national TV?

Seriously though I STRONGLY BELIEVE WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. . .Keeping it someone has to suffer the loss no doubt. . .yes honest Eddie I am. . lol

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