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Monday, 30 June 2008

Priceless photos to treasure and look back on. . .









Why you should never leave the house without your knickers. . .



Great Wedding photo, one to treasure and look back on. . .

Thursday, 26 June 2008

UN B E L I E V A B L E. .Only the Americans can do it so well and crazily. . lol x x



ROCKET MAN


ROCKET MAN 2





ROCKET WOMAN. . .

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

DRUNK WHO ME. . .N e v e r ! !



A squirrel in a Minneapolis neighborhood was drunk from eating fermented pumpkins, and just could not climb the tree. THIS SQUIRREL WAS FINE THE NEXT DAY. . .



Drunk African animals after they eat lots of fermented Amarulas. . .

Sunday, 22 June 2008

What is it all about. . .I read this and though OWWWW SO TRUE...What would you do?

A man asks you out for the first date. You're all nervous and excited because you think he's hot. Your heart starts beating faster when he gets close and you wonder if he's going to kiss you.

Then he does. And the thrill shoots all the way to your toes.

Each new touch, every new intimacy flushes adrenalin into your system, makes you hyperaware of his hands, his mouth, his eyes, his scent.

Then you find yourself naked, flat on your back, or bent over the nearest available surface. You feel the head of his cock prod your opening and a flood of chemicals surge through your bloodstream.

He trusts, you counter, and soon he's buried inside of you for the very first time. Stretching you, filling you.

Solid. Real.

Your nipples tighten, a wash of fluid leaks out of your pussy, your breathing deepens.

Then he moves. Your bodies work together in an age old dance that takes you to places no other activity on earth can take you.

One day you wake up and realize the thrill is gone. The sex is good, even great, but that adrenalin dumping thrill has abandoned you.

And you want to feel it again.

Do you dump the guy and go on the hunt for a new one? Or do you throw yourself into the relationship you've got, and learn just how intense an orgasm can really be between two partners that know each other, and have an emotional investment? LOVE. . .

ONE READERS COMMENT...from a guy...surprize surprize. . !!

"While novel is always exciting and casual sex is a completely different animal (in a good way), having an emotional investment takes porking to another level for me. I love loving who I'm shagging (or being shagged by).

Sunday Blues...this should make you laugh. . x x

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I'm driving along on the highway
At 65 miles an hour
(the speed limit), minding my own business,
When outta nowhere there's
This big crack in my windshield!!


I swerved right,
And then left,
And it was still right there!!





















There just ain't NO words for this!...

Just IS SHE WEARING SHEER TIGHTS OR REGUALR DENIER. .

Saturday, 21 June 2008

Actual sign ads/Qotes on the internet... with a great sence of humor. . .

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:Guitar, for sale....... cheap....... ....no strings attached.

Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

Seen on a bulletin board:Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.

Quote on a internet site:When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.

Quote on a internet site:My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

Quote on a internet site:You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off.

Sign In A Bar:"Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."

Sign In Driving School:If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Sigh In a Divorce solicitors office waiting room:Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.

Sign in a Drugstore window:Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone. (stop snore patches).

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.

Sign In A Restaurant:All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here with her back turned to you. She May Be Your Grandmother !

aawwwwwh...and who said animals don't get along

Ever have one of those days, when something seemed a bit "off" but you just couldn't put your finger on it...



Or it seemed like all the people around you just wanted to butt heads...



Or just get into some kind of weird tug of war?



Sometimes you just need to take a fresh new look and get a different perspective on things.



Remember to try your best to show kindness to others...



sometimes looking at things from their perspective might help...)



So, when life gets you down...



Remember to just keep going, and keep your head above water...



And you'll get by with a little help from your friends!



To all of my friends have a nice day.. . Together We Can Make Someone Smile !

Thursday, 19 June 2008

When you are feeling alone like no one cares, read this coz its absolutely true:


Every night, at least one person/someone thinks about you before they go to sleep or when they awake.

At least one person loves you unconditionaly with all their heart in a life time.

The only reason someone returns a good deed without conditions because of your good heartness.

There are at least two people in this world that would die for you, because you mean the world to them.

When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good tends to comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look.

Its not a weak man that admits he is wrong or just saying S O R R Y, but a strong one.

Always remember the compliments you've received. Forget the rude remarks.

See the positives in life and not concentrate on the sheer negative ones.

Appreciate what you have then fret what you haven't as life is far too short than anyone of us know it.


So if you are a loving person, send this to everyone on your list. As someone who loves me did. .x x

Monday, 16 June 2008

What caption would you use?. . .all I can Say Poor Cow.

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE PICUTRE...












WHAT CAPTION WOULD YOU USE. .

IS THE GRASS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE...(Was it worth the effort now)..

THIS IS HOW COWS DO IT. . (a song is running in my head..lol) LETS FALL IN LOVE. . .

CAUGHT!FROM BEHIND. .

"THERE YOU ARE...OHHHHHH BABE. CAN'T HELP MYSELF, YOUR BUTT. . ."

TYPICAL WHEN I HAVE MY HANDS/HEAD FULL. . .

B U L L L S HA..."NOT NOW".


sorry could n't help myself having a mad one, on my own lol. . x x

Saturday, 14 June 2008

The winning Toast


John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said 'here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife'

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night

He went home and told his wife Mary 'I won the prize for the best toast of the night'

She said 'aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'

John said 'here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife'

'Oh that is very nice indeed John' Mary said

The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner

The man chuckled leeringly and said 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you Mary'

She said 'aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come'

Friday, 13 June 2008

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CLEVER ART. . .I really love em'








AND ONE TO THE IMAGINATION. . . LOL X X

Water Bottle Holder and Bum bag combined FP&P Item number: 140240958958 (some items just don't need modeling..believe me).






I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES when I was on e-bay yesturday and came across this item advertising for sale.

A NEW MEANING TO BUM BAG AND IN THE STATES THEY CALL IT FANNY PACK. . .


It was advertised as free delivery....do you wonder why? (sweaty from -ollocks too).


P.S I Was shopping for the boyfriend...His face when I asked him "what about this one then".

Thursday, 12 June 2008

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

For Joanne casey. . .A classic BBC1 comedy The Royle Family. . .


On the surface, The Royle Family appeared to be humdrum and low on incident - but such ordinary appearances belie the fact that it was a groundbreaking work of exceptional comedy invention.


The Royle Family

Writers Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne's knack of capturing every nuance of character and dialogue made the sitting room of the titular Royles a must-see for an ever-growing audience. Viewers simply dropped in to this Northern family's conversations and watched them channel-hop and discuss various everyday subjects.


Family patriarch Jim Royle is master of his space - unafraid to rearrange his nether regions, pick his nose or fart, regardless of the company. Ricky Tomlinson embraces the part with gusto, making Jim's oft delivered "My arse" a national catchphrase.

Frequently boorish, always laughing at his own jokes, and intent on announcing his lavatorial visits to all and sundry, Tomlinson made Jim impossible to dislike.

Because of Jim's indolence, it is his hard-working wife Barbara (Sue Johnson, reuniting with her former Brookside husband) who is the main breadwinner. She is the only one who sticks up for their oft picked-upon youngest son Anthony who is obliged to do any errand or drudgery without complaint.

Their daughter Denise and her henpecked husband David are ensconced on the family sofa even when they have a house of their own, as is Barbara's morbid, storytelling mother Norma (known as Nana).

All the characters in this show just seemed so right. The laughs appeared to come effortlessly (although, ever the perfectionist, Aherne reportedly agonised over every syllable), and there was no contrivance or slapstick to be found anywhere.

The Royle Family mined comedy from the mundanity of life, and brimmed with affection for its characters. Although infused with occasional moments of sentimentality, it was unflinching - never afraid to portray its characters with all their flaws apparent.

If one scene could sum the show up, it would be that of Denise and Jim on the bathroom floor after her waters have broken. Juxtaposing earthy humour ("Are you sure it's not just a bloody big piss, love?") with heartfelt emotion (Tomlinson breaking down in tears as he describes the unassailable love he felt at Denise’s birth) it is raw, tender, funny and heartbreakingly real.

Semi-regular characters popped in and out of the Royles' living room: yin and yang neighbours Mary and Joe (she cheery, he dreary), Anthony's wayward best mate Darren, Anthony's "posh" (she’s from Altrincham) vegetarian girlfriend Emma, and Denise's plump friend Cheryl.

The final special, some five years after the series had ended, finally escaped the confines of the house - but to hospital, where Nana finally passes away.

Nothing on television had been quite like The Royle Family It eschewed a laughter track and the traditional three-camera set-up, and was shot on 16mm film, the resulting grain adding to the dowdy atmosphere. Not only that, but it seemed to take place in real time.

It is unlikely this bold, unique and brilliant rewriting of what is possible in British comedy will be bettered.

Cast
Caroline AherneDenise Royle/BestSue JohnstonBarbara RoyleRicky TomlinsonJim RoyleRalf LittleAntony RoyleLiz SmithNorma SpeakmanCraig CashDave BestDoreen KeoghMary CarrollPeter MartinJoe CarrollJessica StevensonCheryl CarrollGeoffrey HughesTwiggySheridan SmithEmma KavanaghAndrew WhymentDarren Sinclair-JonesMatthew HughesBaby DavidJames HughesBaby DavidCrew
Caroline Ahernewriter
Craig Cashwriter
Henry Normalwriter
Carmel Morganwriter
Caroline Ahernedirector
Mark Myloddirector
Steve Bendelackdirector
Glenn Wilhideproducer
Kenton Allenproducer
Andy Harriesexecutive producerRelated LinksAlso on BBC Comedy
Early Doors
Bread
The Mrs Merton Show
Mrs Merton and Malcolm
Royle Family Wallpaper
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Also is in....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Royle_Family

FIND THE FACES:?




WELL HOW'D YOU DO. . .11..no. Try again...

I SPOTTED 11. . .(if i can do it so can you. . .) TRY AGAIN. .


NOW TRY THIS ONE. . .DON'T FALL BACK NOW !!!


Sunday, 8 June 2008

Emergency trip to Isti Towers. . . 21st April. The carrying of skirting boards from B&Q. . .N O T . . . BUSTED..Pinocchio. x x



ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. . .In the words of Jim Royle "my arse". . LOL X X X

Ricky Tomlinson. . Takes a closer inspection and made everyone laugh with his usual inimitable catchphrase "My Ar....."from the series "The Royle Family"