Stumbled on this link. . interact video...Enjoy

Hang Stan Fun Hangman game with a twist.

At the right angle. . .G8 are they not. . .

Waa Haaaaa the Weekend. . again (oh no...not..lol)

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5 CASES WHEN IT IS OK TO USE THE 'F' WORD

HOW CLEVER ARE YOU. . .

These are pretty clever. Try to resist moving quickly. Look at each picture one at a time. Try to determine what it represents. Then look at the answer right at the end below all the pictures.
































How many did you get ? Com'on be honest !!!


















lIGHT ALE

EGG PLANT

DR PEPPER

POOL TABLE

TAP DANCERS

CARD SHARK

THE KING OF POP

IPOD

K-NIGHTMARE

W-HOLE MILK

Here we go girls.. Have fun. . .

(10) God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

(9) God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

(8) God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out, and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

(7) God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor, dentist, or haircut appointment by himself.

(6) God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

(5) Adam was strong, but God knew if the world was to be populated, Adam would never be able to handle the discomforts of childbearing.

(4) As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would need help remembering where he left his tools.

(3) Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

(2) As the Bible says, "It's not good for man to be alone."

And, finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve....

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"

You just have to laugh. . .

Grandpa is lying in bed in a detox ward recovering from delirium tremens.
Johnny, his six year old grandson goes to the hospital with his Grandma to pay him a visit.
On entering the room, Johnny says to his Grandpa:
"Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, " as soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
" What? Said Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland.

Wow. You have to read this.....the tablecloth.

True Story - submitted by Pastor Rob Reid.

A beautiful story....makes you understand that everything happens for a reason.

The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service On Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls,painting, etc, and on December 18th they were ahead of schedule and just about finished.


On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else to do but postpone the Christmas Eve service, headed home.

On the way he noticed that a local business was having a flea market type sale for charity so he stopped in. One of the items was a beautiful, handmade, ivory colored, crocheted tablecloth with exquisite work, fine colors and a Cross embroidered right in the center. It was just the right size to cover up the hole in the front wall. He bought it and headed back to the church.

By this time it had started to snow. An older woman running from the opposite direction was trying to catch the bus.. She missed it. The pastor invited her to wait in the warm church for the next bus 45 minutes later. She sat in a pew and paid no attention to the pastor while he got a ladder, hangers, etc., to put up the tablecloth as a wall tapestry.

The pastor could hardly believe how beautiful it looked and it covered up the entire problem area. Then he noticed the woman walking down the center aisle. Her face was like a sheet.. "Pastor," she asked, "where did you get that tablecloth?"
The pastor explained. The woman asked him to check the lower right corner to see if the initials, EBG were crochet into it there. They were. These were the initials of the woman, and she had made this tablecloth 35 years before, in Austria.

The woman could hardly believe it as the pastor told how he had just gotten the Tablecloth. The woman explained that before the war she and her husband were well-to-do people in Austria. When the Nazis came, she was forced to leave. Her husband was going to follow her the next week. He was captured, sent to prison and never saw her
husband or her home again.

The pastor wanted to give her the tablecloth; but she made the pastor keep it for the church. The pastor insisted on driving her home, that was the least he could do.. She lived on the other side of Staten Island and was only in Brooklyn for the day for a housecleaning job.

What a wonderful service they had on Christmas Eve. The church was almost full. The music and the spirit were great. At the end of the service, the pastor and his wife greeted everyone at the door and many said that they would return. One older man, whom the pastor recognized from the neighborhood continued to sit in one of the pews and stare, and the pastor wondered why he wasn't leaving.

The man asked him where he got the tablecloth on the front wall because it was identical to one that his wife had made years ago when they lived in Austria before the war and how could there be two tablecloths so much alike. He told the pastor how the Nazis came, how he forced his wife to flee for her safety and he was supposed to follow her, but he was arrested and put in a prison.. He never saw his wife or his home again all the 35 years in between.

The pastor asked him if he would allow him to take him for a little ride. They drove to Staten Island and to the same house where the pastor had taken the woman three days earlier. He helped the man climb the three flights of stairs to the woman's apartment, knocked on the door and he saw the greatest Christmas reunion he could ever imagine.

Have you ever wondered what idiots looks like?

Well, wonder no more!






YES THAT IS A POWER CORD FLOATING ON FLIP FLOPS !!!



I wonder if they are still around!!! ?? what comes to mind....If MEN HAD BRAINS

One of those funnies you stumble upon on the internet....

While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, lying in wait.
The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronizing smirk, asked: 'Runway too short'?
To which I replied. 'I'm late for work'
To which he asked, 'What do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher,' I responded.
The policeman was surprised and confused.
'A what'
'A rectum stretcher'
'and just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' I said 'I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet'
Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. 'And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?'
To which I politely replied, 'You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge...'


Speeding ticket: £105,
Court Costs: £45,
Look on copper's face: Priceless

NOT TOO LATE TO GET WED....

An Interview With An 80-year-old Woman
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady
because she had just got married -- for the 4th time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about
what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about
her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she
wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first 3
husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all
those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face
and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first
married a banker when she was in her early 20s, then a
circus ringmaster when in her 40s, later on a preacher when
in her 60s, and now in her 80s, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked
why she had married 4 men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married 1 for the money, 2
for the show, 3 to get ready, and 4 to go."

One for Joanne Casey...Cheeky money

You've Got mail. . .

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy cold winter. They both had jobs, and had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address and sent the e-mail without noticing his error.

In the mean time:
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack (died and gone to report in heaven). The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from family and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

HAVING A BAD DAY...Think again

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.

Investigators set about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The fire-fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and then flown to the forest fire and emptied. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed - This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998

Waaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa. . . ?

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The DOORFRAME!

Another good One passed on by my mate Andrea....You are a one....

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOUR PARENTS LINED YOU UP AGAINST A DOOR FRAME TO MARK HOW TALL YOU WERE AND DATED THE MARK?

WELL, THIS CARTOON BRINGS A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE TO THAT EXERCISE!

LAUGHTER WILL KEEP YOU YOUNG AT HEART !

And they say today woman are getting larger. . .

As a spectator of womans underwear I can see what they are saying in the poster.

As a woman its a whole big ball game. When you are young (teenager wa haaaaaa)you really don't care of what is in fashion. We were so nieve, un confident on what is best for us but what is best IN (at the time) being part of being hip n' being cool, being seen in and what we thought was sexy.

As you get older, fashion takes the back seat as we know what looks good for us. Feels COMFORTABLE especially. Talking to friends over the years and reminising on our fashion sense. The one thing that always comes up and we laugh is underwear how it either rode up, rode down or disappeared and needed retrieving (you know what I mean ladies)....lol

Showing off...can be painful....

BET THEY REGREATED IT. . . owwwwwwwwwwch

THE BEST CAT VIDEO YOU'LL EVER SEE...great sound track to go with it..

HOPE YOU ENJOY AS I DID WITH PLENTY OF OWWWWWWWS AND AHHHHHHHHSSSSSSS. How cute...x x x

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:. . And no gun was held up to his head....

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)


As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.


Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.



For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!


JUST WHAT YOU SAY TO THIS....BUT FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH THE GUY....LOL



P.S. . .AAH....but not all men are like this to those who ain't...We excuse you for being titled a Man. . .but Gent....x x x