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Wednesday, 28 May 2008

You just have to laugh. . .

Grandpa is lying in bed in a detox ward recovering from delirium tremens.
Johnny, his six year old grandson goes to the hospital with his Grandma to pay him a visit.
On entering the room, Johnny says to his Grandpa:
"Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, " as soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
" What? Said Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland.

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